Quote of the Day

April 14, 2010 at 2:08 am (Uncategorized)

Without a doubt, my best attributes are my calves.  I don’t know if
they’re earned or genetic, but they’re almost comically muscular, the equivalent of Popeye’s forearms.  For years I was complimented on them.  Strangers stopped me in the streets.  But that all changed with the widespread availability of implants.  Now when people look at my legs I sense them wondering why I didn’t have my ass done at the same time.  It’s how women with naturally shapely breasts must feel – robbed and full of rage.

David Sedaris, ‘When You Are Engulfed in Flames’

Thanks to my friend du jour for this quote.

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